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  In this festive fable...

Santa goes "galt";

Uncle Sam outlaws Christmas;

AND JUST TWO KIDS with a WISH can bring it BACK.

Will  We the People elect to save the holiday?

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It updates with every 45th scream of a bald eagle.

And that's more often than you'd think.

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Cindy Lou-Hou

I haven't actually read UNCLE SAMta, but it looks OK I guess.  


Can I go now?

Lindsey Lorax

My advanced copy was everything I hoped it'd be –– that is to say, it had pages and words.

I'd also like to add that I think AJ is super good-looking.

Doc Terseuse

I don't always celebrate Christmas because my cats are allergic to trees.  But after I curled up with this book and a venti latte, 

I've got to say...

I still don't get it.

Meet Sean and AJ

Did you know Sean and AJ first met at a flamethrower convention in Topeka, KS?  They argued over whether distance or burn-temp was the most important metric when purchasing.